Category: Thoughts

Just in case you haven’t seen it, and I wouldn’t have if it weren’t for a phone call; my good friend Josh Jones is one of the finalist in the Captain Morgan Pose Off. Please visit the Captain Morgan website and vote for him. From what I could tell the goal was to take an…

The United States is sending teams to compete in the World Cheerleading Championships in November and I may get involved with the organization. The teams are sponsored by the Unites States Cheerleading Federation, chaired by Stephanie French. The Championships will be held in Helsinki, Finland in November. I’ll update my site when I have more…

If you are open minded follow the link below and take one or some of the tests. Don’t do it if you are stubborn, it will just piss you off. Harvard IAT

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he…

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while “the lights would turn off.” Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the…

This was supposed to be posted a long time ago, but here are a few videos Fred Mullins is in. They can be found on CMT.com, but they won’t let us link to them. Letters From Home by John Michael Montgomery Missing Years By Little Texas The More I Drink by Blake Shelton

This is some very interesting art. Enjoy.

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop…

A friend, co-worker, and former roommate popped the question recently. Of course she said yes, otherwise I wouldn’t be writing about it. I’ll let him tell the story.

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman. The priest ask, “Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?! Yes, Father it is. And who was the woman you were with? I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation. Well, Johnny, I’m sure to find out her…

My question is how much does reality matter? I ask on a few levels, but first let me tell a story. A few years ago I took a trip to NY with a few friends, 8 of us in total. One night 4 of us, 2 guys and 2 girls, sat in my room and…

SALAD DODGER – An excellent phrase for an overweight person. SWAMP-DONKEY – A deeply unattractive person. TESTICULATING – Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. BLAMESTORMING – Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER – A manager who flies in, makes…

9 Words (or Phrase) women use, especially when talking to men: (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five Minutes if you have…

The Post Office just released a new stamp in the shape of a clitoris. Unfortuneately its not selling well because only 3% of men know how to lick it.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth it. What do…

I’ve been asked about Apple’s iPhone many times over the past few months and have decided to share portions of these conversations with you. The most popular question is people asking me “Are you going to buy the iPhone?”, to which I reply “no”. As much as I like Apple, plan on switching to an…

Last week I became a fan of Google Maps on my mobile and Monday I became a big fan. I started working at a new client’s office in an area of DC I have never been, so last week I punched the address in Google Maps. It pulled up the map, as expected, but more…

I’m writing this because as I drafted another post I realized not many people are knowledgeable about mobile phone technology and a quick Mobile Phone 101 class may be helpful to many. In the United States there are 4 major mobile phone operators (listed in order of number of subscribers); AT&T, Verizon Wireless, Sprint, and…

People seem to love predictions so I’m going to make a few business predictions I can see happening in the next year or so. First is the one that gave me the idea of writing this post; Google buying Adobe. Imagine 2 of our favorite Silicon Valley brands combining and giving us on- and off-line…

Welcome to the new, still under development, andrejcarter.com. I decided to redesign my site to give it a more professional feel. I don’t know when I’ll be done, but feel free to visit the Ajorel Network Forum and discuss the progress.

I haven’t tried these, but they came from a reliable source who said he did. There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things you can do with it. FIRST Emergency…

Roses are red, Lemons are sour Open your legs and give me an hour. Kissing Is A Habit, Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure, Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure, 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital, A Baby Without A Name The Father Is A Bastard,…

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There’s a reason you don’t talk to people for 25 years. Because you don’t particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days — mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don’t eat anything that’s served to you…

December 1st TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi’s Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of spiked Eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols…feel free to sing along. And don’t be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as…

As a friend I believe there are a few rules my friends need to be aware of. Friends don’t let thier friends down, therefore friends don’t… …let friends drink alone. …let friends drink from plastic bottles. …let friends shoot tequila after drinking a forty. …let friends take “Policy Breakers” home. …let friends drink Absinthe on…