He Said, She Said


Another email sent to me:

He said to me…….I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it. I said to him……You wear pants don’t you?

He said to me…..Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said……That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me…..What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him……Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me………Why don’t women blink during foreplay? I said to him…..They don’t have time

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I said to him…..We don’t know; it has never happened.

He said to me…..Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking? I said to him…..They already have boyfriends.

I said…..What do you call a woman who knows where  her husband is every night? He said….A widow.

He said to  me…….Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him……Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.