Andre J. Carter

Month: August 2007

  • Varsity Family Plan

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    From the UCA All-Star/Varsity Family Plan Director, Scott Cole: All Star Gym Owner/Director, We are excited to announce the new Varsity Family Plan- Roll Over for Small Gyms. This exciting new feature will enable gyms of all sizes to take advantage of the Varsity Family Plan. Attached is an informational document containing complete details of…

  • Congratulations

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    A friend, co-worker, and former roommate popped the question recently. Of course she said yes, otherwise I wouldn’t be writing about it. I’ll let him tell the story.

  • The Confession

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    Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman. The priest ask, “Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?! Yes, Father it is. And who was the woman you were with? I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation. Well, Johnny, I’m sure to find out her…

  • We Are the Champions?

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    In the early to mid 90s a now defunct coed All*Star team known as Pro Cheer went to Dallas and won in their first year in existence. Shortly after that the Senior division was split into 2, Senior All Girl and Senior Coed, because the powers that be no longer felt is was fair to…

  • No More Spring Floors

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    Beginning with the 2007-2008 season, schools following National Federation of State High School Associations (NFHS) guidelines, which includes most junior high and high schools, will not be allowed to perform or compete on spring floors. This rule was implemented as a safety measure preventing schools from using height increasing apparatus. Please visit the NFHS website…

  • Does Reality Matter?

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    My question is how much does reality matter? I ask on a few levels, but first let me tell a story. A few years ago I took a trip to NY with a few friends, 8 of us in total. One night 4 of us, 2 guys and 2 girls, sat in my room and…

  • Terminology

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    SALAD DODGER – An excellent phrase for an overweight person. SWAMP-DONKEY – A deeply unattractive person. TESTICULATING – Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. BLAMESTORMING – Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER – A manager who flies in, makes…