Monthly Archives: July 2007

9 Words Women Use

By Dre | Published: July 31, 2007
9 Words (or Phrase) women use, especially when talking to men: (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five Minutes if you have just been [...]
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The New Stamp

By Dre | Published: July 30, 2007
The Post Office just released a new stamp in the shape of a clitoris. Unfortuneately its not selling well because only 3% of men know how to lick it.
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Something to Offend Everyone

By Dre | Published: July 30, 2007
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy [...]
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Apple iPhone

By Dre | Published: July 27, 2007
I’ve been asked about Apple’s iPhone many times over the past few months and have decided to share portions of these conversations with you. The most popular question is people asking me “Are you going to buy the iPhone?”, to which I reply “no”. As much as I like Apple, plan on switching to an [...]
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Google Maps

By Dre | Published: July 26, 2007
Last week I became a fan of Google Maps on my mobile and Monday I became a big fan. I started working at a new client’s office in an area of DC I have never been, so last week I punched the address in Google Maps. It pulled up the map, as expected, but more [...]
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