Month: December 2006

December 1st TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi’s Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of spiked Eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols…feel free to sing along. And don’t be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as…

As a friend I believe there are a few rules my friends need to be aware of. Friends don’t let thier friends down, therefore friends don’t… …let friends drink alone. …let friends drink from plastic bottles. …let friends shoot tequila after drinking a forty. …let friends take “Policy Breakers” home. …let friends drink Absinthe on…

Bobby Knight said discipline is doing what has to be done, when it has to be done, as well as it can be done, and doing it that way all the time. Seeing as he just tied North Carolina’s Dean Smith as the all-time wins leader for college basketball I have to assume he knows…

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?” Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go…