The Confession

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman. The priest ask, “Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?! Yes, Father it is. And who was the woman you were with? I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation. Well, Johnny, I’m sure to find out her… Continue reading The Confession

Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?” Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go… Continue reading Polite Way to Pee