Moral Dilemma: A Test

My friend Sam sent me this email and I found it amusing. You are driving down the road in your 2-seater sports car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: An old lady who looks as if she is about to… Continue reading Moral Dilemma: A Test

A Sign of Hard Times

This morning I checked my email and as usual had dozens of spam messages. The one that caught me of guard was one for 1% off Viagra. Have times gotten so hard that spammers can only offer a 1% discount? Please forgive the pun.

Communication

The best way to communicate with someone is the way they want to be communicated with. Some people love text messages, some emails, others phone calls. If you are trying to reach out to someone you need to figure out their preference and use it. Using your preference may not get you too far. For… Continue reading Communication

Nice Guys

I’m not sure who wrote this, but I found it amusing. NSFW. I see this question posted with some regularity in the personals section, so I thought I’d take a minute to explain things to the ladies out there that haven’t figured it out. What happened to all the nice guys? The answer is simple:… Continue reading Nice Guys

Urine or You’re Out

Another Email: LikeĀ  most folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which I have no problem).… Continue reading Urine or You’re Out

He Said, She Said

Another email sent to me: He said to me…….I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it. I said to him……You wear pants don’t you? He said to me…..Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said……That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit… Continue reading He Said, She Said