Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?” Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go… Continue reading Polite Way to Pee

Man Laws

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: When a heroic dog dies to save its master. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. After wrecking your boss’s car. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying… Continue reading Man Laws

Mom’s Job Description

POSITION: Mother, Mom, Moma, Mommy, Ma. JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including… Continue reading Mom’s Job Description

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Only a Man

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bath. One of them was washing her private parts and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched the patient “down there.” They tried it again and sure enough,… Continue reading Only a Man

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The Rules of Bedroom Golf

The Rules of Bedroom Golf: Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. For most effective play, the… Continue reading The Rules of Bedroom Golf

Public Speaking

Do’s and Dont’s for Public Speaking. Body Language: Handshakes Stance Eye Contact Open Arms Hand Gestures Display Confidence Common Errors: Reading from Notes Avoiding Eye Contact Dressing Down Being Fidgety, Jiggling, or Swaying Failing to Rehearse Standing at Attention Reciting Bullet Points Speaking too Long Failing to Excite Ending with an Inspirational Defecit

Meditation Steps

Meditation Steps that can be used by anyone, anywhere.  I don’t have the source information. Relax Unwind the muscles and become physically quiet. Center Focus on the breathing cycle and develop the capacity to witness the mind without getting lost in it. Enhance Visualize goals, focus on patience and forgiveness, or perform any other personally… Continue reading Meditation Steps

Business Advice

This article contains business advice for starting a business.  I came across it a while ago, but don’t have the source information anymore. Here’s what most entrepreneurs actually do in their first few months in business: Choose a business name. It’s difficult to start marketing your products or services without a name. Get business cards.… Continue reading Business Advice