Sex Poems

Roses are red, Lemons are sour
Open your legs and give me an hour.

Kissing Is A Habit, Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure, Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure, 9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital, A Baby Without A Name
The Father Is A Bastard, The Mother Is A Whore
This Would a Never Happened If The Rubber Hadn’t Tore!!

Sex is like math:
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god You don’t multiply

Roses are red, Grass is green
Open your legs and I’ll fill you with cream

Sex is good, Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid

roses are nice, violets are fine.
ill be the six if you be the nine.

roses are red, violets are blue
condoms will rip, now watch you get screwed