There’s a Hole in My Sidewalk

I walk down the street. There is a deep hole in the sidewalk. I fall in. I am lost… I am helpless. It is not my fault. It takes forever to find my way out.

I walk down the same street. There is a deep hole in the sidewalk. I pretend I don’t see it. I fall in. I can’t believe I am in the same place. But it isn’t my fault. It still takes a long time to get out.

I walk down the same street. There is a deep hole in the sidewalk. I see it there. I still fall in…It’s a habit. My eyes are open. I know where I am. It is my fault. I get out immediately.

I walk down the same street. There is a deep hole in the sidewalk. I walk around it. I walk down another street.

If by Rudyard Kipling

If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

But make allowance for their doubting too:

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

Or, being lied about, don’t deal in lies,

Or being hated don’t give way to hating,

And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise;

 

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;

If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim,

If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster

And treat those two impostors just the same:.

If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken

Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,

Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,

And stoop and build’em up with worn-out tools;

 

If you can make one heap of all your winnings

And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,

And lose, and start again at your beginnings,

And never breathe a word about your loss:

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew

To serve your turn long after they are gone,

And so hold on when there is nothing in you

Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on!”

 

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,

Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,

If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,

If all men count with you, but none too much:

If you can fill the unforgiving minute

With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,

Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,

And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

Sex Poems

Roses are red, Lemons are sour
Open your legs and give me an hour.

Kissing Is A Habit, Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure, Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure, 9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital, A Baby Without A Name
The Father Is A Bastard, The Mother Is A Whore
This Would a Never Happened If The Rubber Hadn’t Tore!!

Sex is like math:
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god You don’t multiply

Roses are red, Grass is green
Open your legs and I’ll fill you with cream

Sex is good, Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid

roses are nice, violets are fine.
ill be the six if you be the nine.

roses are red, violets are blue
condoms will rip, now watch you get screwed