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Urine or You’re Out

By Dre | Published: September 8, 2009
Another Email: Like  most folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which I have no problem). What [...]
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He Said, She Said

By Dre | Published: September 2, 2009
Another email sent to me: He said to me…….I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it. I said to him……You wear pants don’t you? He said to me…..Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said……That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the [...]
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Best ‘Out of Office’ Automatic E-mail Replies:

By Dre | Published: March 6, 2008
I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all. Sorry to [...]
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