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	<title>Andre J. Carter's Personal Page</title>
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	<description>The Personal Website of Andre J. Carter</description>
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		<title>Showtime</title>
		<link>http://andrejcarter.com/2008/05/showtime/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 00:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dre</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Kentucky]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Lexington]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I resigned on Tuesday and will be returning to Lexington, KY to open a cheer and dance training facility called Showtime Spirit. I&#8217;ll post more later.
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		<title>Microhoo! &#038; Thank You</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:41:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bill Gates]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[HD DVD]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Microsoft]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Netflix]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Open Source]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Toshiba]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Wal*Mart]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Yahoo]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Microsoft recently made a bid for Yahoo!, which I think is a terrible idea, unless Microsoft is planning on embracing the open source community, which is about as likely as me finding out I&#8217;m Bill Gates&#8217; illegitimate child. (That is quite a run on sentence).
My &#8220;Thank You&#8221; goes to Toshiba for killing HD-DVD without dragging [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lingerie</title>
		<link>http://andrejcarter.com/2008/04/lingerie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:37:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dre</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Lingerie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A husband walks into Victoria&#8217;s Secret to purchase a sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the sheerer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Landware</title>
		<link>http://andrejcarter.com/2008/03/landware/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dre</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I emailed Landware at 10:23. They replied, requesting more information at 11:00. I supplied the requested information at 11:09. I received a new activation code at 11:14.Isn&#8217;t that how customer service is supposed to work? 
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		<title>Out of It</title>
		<link>http://andrejcarter.com/2008/03/out-of-it/</link>
		<comments>http://andrejcarter.com/2008/03/out-of-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dre</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Thoughts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been a little out of it lately, thinking to much about everything. Only a few weeks until Daytona, which is the last trip I have scheduled. 
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		<title>Orlando</title>
		<link>http://andrejcarter.com/2008/03/orlando/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:30:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dre</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Hobbies]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Cheer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I head to Orlando later today to judge UCA All*Star Nationals. It should be a fun weekend.
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		<title>Best &#8216;Out of Office&#8217; Automatic E-mail Replies:</title>
		<link>http://andrejcarter.com/2008/03/best-out-of-office-automatic-e-mail-replies/</link>
		<comments>http://andrejcarter.com/2008/03/best-out-of-office-automatic-e-mail-replies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:30:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dre</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Email]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Work]]></category>

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I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn&#8217;t have received anything at all.
Sorry to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Darwin Awards</title>
		<link>http://andrejcarter.com/2008/03/darwin-awards/</link>
		<comments>http://andrejcarter.com/2008/03/darwin-awards/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 15:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dre</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Darwin]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Eighth Place: In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate while trying to retrieve his car keys.
Seventh Place: A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker &#8212; who often bragged he was &#8220;totally-zoned when he ran&#8221; &#8212; accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If Men Wrote Advice Columns</title>
		<link>http://andrejcarter.com/2008/02/if-men-wrote-advice-columns/</link>
		<comments>http://andrejcarter.com/2008/02/if-men-wrote-advice-columns/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dre</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Advice]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Men]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Q - My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A - Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>100%</title>
		<link>http://andrejcarter.com/2008/02/66/</link>
		<comments>http://andrejcarter.com/2008/02/66/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 16:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dre</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Ass Kissing]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Attitude]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Hard Work]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Knowledge]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint&#8230;
it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?  Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.  How about achieving 103%? What [...]]]></description>
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